Punny Pun Puns

As much as I love puns, I try and avoid pun wars because of reasons.

Reasons:

(1) I am horrible at making puns

(2) Those who are in a pun war with me are usually really good and creative with puns

(3) Pun wars with me never end well.

Let me just explain. When I say I am bad at making puns, I do not mean to say, "Oh I make all these silly, pathetic puns." No, I mean to say, "I can come up with one pun that I found on the Internet and then I'm just done."

So there's a big problem already.

Secondly, the people I'm warring with can honestly go all day with puns. It's like...I don't even know. They get a topic and then they're off. Whereas, I'm handed a topic and I'm like "That's punny...?" 

And lastly, because of reason two and one combined, these pun wars usually end with me screaming "I surrender!" whilst simultaneously banging my head against some hard object and sobbing very loudly.

Unfortunately, because I have horrible friends, pun wars are not something I can avoid easily. In fact, I think all my reasons of why not to engage in a pun war with me just encourages them further.

It is a very sad situation indeed.