Semis

I am sorry for all of you who have a weird desire to be semi-truck drivers someday if I offend you with this post.

Because I hate semi-trucks with a burning passion. I am never the driver, but, still whenever we have to pass a semi on the highway, I hold my breath.

See, here's an interesting story that might explain some of the uncontrollable fear I have for these vehicles. Years ago, my cousin and her mother were driving on the highway, passing a semi-truck, when, the truck driver, oblivious to their existence, decided to switch lanes. And when he did this, he crushed my aunt's car, and injured both my cousin and my aunt.

DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARY THAT IS? Those figgin trucks are huge. 

Anyways, my slogan concerning semis is as follows:

"It's time to go off the roads and onto the rails!"

Yes, that's right: GO TRAINS.