So Today is the First Day Which Equals The Day of Unlimited Posts

That is a really long title, and I sort of apologize for that.

(Can I really change the font? I don't know...)


So, anyways, I've been taught throughout most of my English Classes that if one wants an audience, one needs to catch people's attention. And how to do that?

Well, I've been thinking it over and I think this sentence oughta do it.

I've been to jail twice.

Okay, okay, I really haven't been to jail,

(OH MY GOLLY, I was just re-reading through this post, and that's actually a lie. I have been to jail...twice. I cannot believe myself for being so unconsciously accurate. But, it really isn't an exciting story, I only went to jail to go and sing Christmas Carols to the people who were, you know, really in prison...)

 but I think if someone read that, they would undoubtedly be kind of curious. And that's what I need right now, I need people to be curious. So I'm going to try and stop ranting about how desperate I am for people to read my blog and just, like, make a good first sentence...Of the next paragraph...Yeah.

I have an obsession with books, and reading them, and collecting them, and I would just marry books if I could.

We are trying this again.

I hear voices in my head sometimes. And that's not really all that strange. At least that's what they tell me. 

We (the voices and I) are just going to stop trying this...for now.